KEVYN: If teraports have become inaccurate, then either the laws of physics have changed, or the shape of the Universe has changed.
A few careful experi
KEVYN: WHOA!
KEVYN: Did anybody else feel that? The Universe may be more broken that I suspected!
BUNNIGUS: Sorry, Sir. That was Sergeant Schlock. I gave him a tub of Ovalqwik, he put on forty kilos, and now he seems intent on burning it off in one go.
KEVYN: I guess the Universe is still consistent, then.