Wednesday December 1, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part III: Life's a Beach



BANGER GRUNT #1: Persistent, aren't they?  Who's at the door, General?

KARL: Probably the neighbor kids wanting to borrow some sugar for mom's cookies.

BANGER GRUNT #2: Hard to tell from shadows, but it looks like three guys, human... and a couple of them are big.

BANGER GRUNT #1: Kids, eh?

KARL: What can I say?  I've been slipping steroids into their sugar for years.