Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
ELF: ... So this dead guy isn't dead. The possum pitches a grenade right into the middle of the room.
ELF: I thought it was over. The room wasn't big enough to take cover in, and the grenade was gonna land between me an' the door. I just knew I was gonna die burning...
Then you ate it.
SCHLOCK: And then you knew that I'd saved you all?
ELF: Well, no. Then I thought that I was gonna die burning, and covered in burning crap.
SCHLOCK: Somebody crapped? I don't get it.
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