Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
ELF: Anyway, I jumped over you, tackled Tagon and our target, and we hid behind the Odin-boots I'd been wearing.
The grenade you ate blew you up, but it left enough behind that you could grow back. And you saved our lives.
SCHLOCK: I wish I could remember that. I must have really liked you guys.
ELF: Either that or you really wanted to know what a plasma grenade tasted like.
SCHLOCK: I wish I could remember that, too.
ELF: Try the chef's curried habanero horseradish. It's probably close.
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