Thursday December 30, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part III: Life's a Beach


Narrator: Inside the Noni-Vomi-Tori Ballroom.
Banger Grunt I: All targets down, sir.
Banger Leader: Why were there Ob'enn in here?
Banger Grunt I: This was a spy rig. They slagged it.
Banger Leader: Plan B is a bust. The courtyard is empty.
Banger Grunt I: Do you think they'll go ahead with the service? Should we wait here?
Banger Leader: Let's see, we blew out a window with plasma, launched a smouldering corpse into the front row of chairs, and two trees outside are still burning.
Banger Grunt I: So. . . no?