NARRATOR: Aboard a decommissioned U.N.S. battleplate, newly rechristened Jumpstar Prime...
ELF: Ennesby! That is not the name we picked!
ENNESBY: "Jumpstart Primer" seemed a little too on-the-nose.
ENNESBY: Besides, we only had room for fourteen characters. The name you picked takes sixteen, including the space.
ELF: That hull segment is four kilometers long and four hundred meters high.
ENNESBY: Sure, but we want the name to be visible from a distance.
ELF: At a three-to-five ratio for width and height of the characters you could have bolted on twenty-two letters, each of which would be 300 meters tall.
SCHLOCK: Jumpstar Prime is a better name.
SCHLOCK: Jumpstar!
ELF: Sergeant, why is there a heat shimmer coming off of your plasgun?
SCHLOCK: I just came back from an EVA.
ELF: *voiceover* Please tell me you used a stencil.
SCHLOCK: *voiceover* What's a stencil?
battleplate: *hand-written* JUMPStAR PRiWe!