Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
NARRATOR: The Prize Crew's "Rumpus Pod" aboard Jumpstar Prime...
CHELLE: Sergeant Schlock, the Doctor needs your help with something in the Hospital Pod.
SCHLOCK: Right. I'm on my...
SCHLOCK: If there's hospital-type work to be done, she'd call for somebody besides me.
SCHLOCK: If she wants to tell me a thing, or have me tell her a thing, I don't need to be there in person.
SCHLOCK: If there's another leftover hazard to clean up, she'd be calling for more than just me.
SCHLOCK: You know what that means?
CHELLE: No, because she didn't tell me what she wants.
SCHLOCK: She wants to give me a serious poke with something too big to haul with her, and too ouchy to warn me about.
CHELLE: Or maybe she wants to give you a treat without alerting anybody else to the fact that she only has the one she got especially for you.
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