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NARRATOR: The Officer's mess aboard Broken Wind
CH'VORTHQ: This meal is about diplomacy. We must set the table in consideration of relative eye-levels.
NICK: 'Kay. If we push that long table against the rail, the floaters can dangle their eaty-parts down below, and their faces will still be up here with everybody else.
CH'VORTHQ: Excellent, idea, Corporal Nicholson.
CH'VORTHQ: Now, you will remain in teh kitchen for the rest of the evening, where words like "floater" and "eaty-parts" cannot accidently start a war.
NICK: I thought the floaters were on our side.
CH'VORTHQ: Yes. Let's keep it that way. Kitchen.
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