Saturday April 25, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part I


MURTAUGH: You keep saying I was dead. Exactly how dead was I?

BUNNI: Are you familiar with the Laz scale?

MURTAUGH: All I know is that it's one through five.

BUNNI: Good enough. On a scale of one-dead to five-dead, you were three-dead.

MURTAUGH: I guess I should be glad I wasn't all the way dead.

BUNNI: Do you want a full explanation of the numbers, or do you want to keep that glad feeling?