Sunday April 19, 2015
Book 16: Big, Dumb Objects — Part I

Transcript

NARRATOR: Aboard the mercenary battleship Broken Wind...

Grunt: *shouting* Captain on deck!

VFX: MARK MARK MARK

Grunt: *shouting* CAPTAIN ON DECK!

VFX: MARKED

Grunt: Auunngh...

EBBY: Red team! Blue team! We have new players! Scenario change!

CDRE TAGON: Sloppy take-down, Son. Now they know we're here.

TAGON: It's more sporting this way.

EBBY: *Over loudspeaker* Red team is joining Blue. The Captain and the Commodore are the new Red team. I am updating everyone's I.F.F. accordingly.

TAGON: Those are my kind of odds. Ready, Dad?

EBBY: *Over loudspeaker* Also, do not trust your I.F.F.! I cannot revoke Captain Tagon's authority to alter it, and as you all know, our Captain is a devious, ruthless cheater.

TAGON: These are no longer my kind of odds.

CDRE TAGON: It's more sporting this way.