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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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NARRATOR: Aboard the mercenary battleship Broken Wind...
Grunt: *shouting* Captain on deck!
VFX: MARK MARK MARK
Grunt: *shouting* CAPTAIN ON DECK!
EBBY: Red team! Blue team! We have new players! Scenario change!
CDRE TAGON: Sloppy take-down, Son. Now they know we're here.
TAGON: It's more sporting this way.
EBBY: *Over loudspeaker* Red team is joining Blue. The Captain and the Commodore are the new Red team. I am updating everyone's I.F.F. accordingly.
TAGON: Those are my kind of odds. Ready, Dad?
EBBY: *Over loudspeaker* Also, do not trust your I.F.F.! I cannot revoke Captain Tagon's authority to alter it, and as you all know, our Captain is a devious, ruthless cheater.
TAGON: These are no longer my kind of odds.
CDRE TAGON: It's more sporting this way.
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