Wednesday May 2, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Big Haunted Battleship


Petey: Okay, I'll make myself smaller for your benefit.
Petey: It's been so long since i've had someone to talk to.
Petey: Thinking down to your level might prove entertaining.
Petey: Even from here you look too small to be intelligent.
Ennesby: And you look too cuddly to be a warship brain.