Wednesday May 2, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Big Haunted Battleship


Petey:Okay, I'll make myself smaller for your benefit.
Petey:It's been so long since i've had someone to talk to.
Petey:Thinking down to your level might prove entertaining.
Petey:Even from here you look too small to be intelligent.
Ennesby:And you look too cuddly to be a warship brain.