Monday April 30, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Big Haunted Battleship


Petey:Who intrudes on my slumber?
Ennesby:I've been told that you're insane. I'm here to talk you out of it.
Petey:You're pretty small to not be trying at least some flattery on me.
Ennesby:Ummm. You have beautiful eyes?
Petey:As if you can see more than one of them.