Thursday May 24, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Battle for the Wormgate


Narrator: The boarding party has teraported behind enemy lines.
Der Trihs: Ah, the element of surprise. The enemy doesn't know we're here, and won't until it's too late.
Der Trihs: They've holed up in the Command Center. We'll head down this service-way and be there in minutes.
Nick: Ummm. . . sir? If they're in da Command Center, does 'at mean they can work these little cameras?
Nick: You want I should be shooting these things out, sir?
Schlock: I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say 'fire at will', Corporal.