Thursday May 24, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Battle for the Wormgate


Narrator:The boarding party has teraported behind enemy lines.
Der Trihs:Ah, the element of surprise. The enemy doesn't know we're here, and won't until it's too late.
Der Trihs:They've holed up in the Command Center. We'll head down this service-way and be there in minutes.
Nick:Ummm. . . sir? If they're in da Command Center, does 'at mean they can work these little cameras?
Nick:You want I should be shooting these things out, sir?
Schlock:I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say 'fire at will', Corporal.