Thursday May 3, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Big Haunted Battleship


Ennesby: So, why do you look cute and furry?
Petey: I look like my last masters.
Ennesby: The Tausennigan Ob'enn warlords look like cuddly teddy-bears?
Petey: Yes, they do. And they'd cheerfully exterminate your entire race for making that observation!
Ennesby: I guess that explains their rich military history, then.