Thursday May 3, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Big Haunted Battleship


Ennesby:So, why do you look cute and furry?
Petey:I look like my last masters.
Ennesby:The Tausennigan Ob'enn warlords look like cuddly teddy-bears?
Petey:Yes, they do. And they'd cheerfully exterminate your entire race for making that observation!
Ennesby:I guess that explains their rich military history, then.