Wednesday May 16, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Battle for the Wormgate


Tagon:Hello, chancellor! I hear that you need to hire some applied force.
Nejjat Chancellor:I do. Our military can't approach to engage the occupation forces or they'll destroy the wormgate.
Nejjat Chancellor:Unfortunately, they've de-tuned the gate, so there's no way for you or anyone else to sneak up on them.
Tagon:Leave the strategy to us, please. We have means to get your wormgate back, chancellor.
Nejjat Chancellor:Oh, thank you! You have no idea how much this is worth to us!
Tagon:You're right, I don't. How many zeroes do you think you'll need to express your gratitude?
Thurl:Ooh, now that's the mercenary spirit, Captain.