Thursday March 8, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bounty Hunting


Bunni: Okay, the table is prepped. Let's see if we can't reattach that head.
Schlock: I'll haul the corpse out of the cryokit.
Sign: E ;) P M L Z NIVEN (illegable)
EMH: Actually. That won't be necessary. I'm repairing him right now.
Bunni: Whoa, who are you?
EMH: I'm the helpful, Emergency Medical Hologram, and my owner programmed me for some custom surgery.
Bunni: I'm your "owner."
EMH: You've gotten much better looking... Losing the beard did nice things for your figure.
Bunni: Gah! this makes the second time in just fifteen minutes that i've been mistaken for a man.
Schlock: Maybe you should try wearing form-fitting, revealing clothing.