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Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
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NARRATOR: The recently commissioned Reverend Lieutenant Theo Fobius is off to break bad news. He has brought two grunts with him: Nick and Shep - some of Captain Kaff Tagon's original recruits.
THEO: Okay, guys, this is the place. Remember, let me do all the talking. Just stand at ease and look respectable.
NICK: Heh. Us, look respectable?
SHEP: Hey cut 'im some slack, Nick. The new Louies always issue stupid orders.
NARRATOR: Shep's visor is a symbiont he picked up as a child on Venus. It allows him to see quite a bit better than the others. This is important, because he's about to see something.
SFX: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
SFX: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
THEO: Nobody's home. Maybe he's out eating or shopping or something.
SHEP: Oh, there's somebody home. Three somebodies. They jus' don' want to come to the door.
NICK: Shep, peekin' like that is jus' rude.
SHEP: Whoa... helmets up! NOW!
SHEP: Lemme show ya some rude.
NARRATOR: The rude actions of Nick and Shep (as well as the response from their newbie Reverend Louie) will have to wait. Be patient. Churlish impatience would be rude.
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