Friday December 10, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part III: Life's a Beach


REYNSTEIN: Our disability coverage is pretty straightforward.  But proving disability can be tricky.

KEVYN: Massey, Sergeant Schlock now weighs just over half as much as the smallest of the weapons he used to carry, and he's got the mind of a six-year-old with an oppressive Ritalin habit.

REYNSTEIN: The claims adjuster will be happy to point out that they make very powerful weapons in very small packages these days.

KEVYN: And his mind?

REYNSTEIN: They'll probably take one look at the rest of our company and suggest that he's more likely to fit in now.