Saturday December 18, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part III: Life's a Beach


KEVYN: Schlock said that you and Captain Tagon were kissing.  Is this true?

ELF: Yeah.

ELF: Are you going to make something of it?

KEVYN: I was worried that you might make something of it, and slap the company with a harrassment suit.

ELF: Well, it wasn't harrassment.  It was very poorly timed romance.

ELF: You just recorded that for our lawyer.

KEVYN: And he's going to get a good night's sleep tonight.