Ovalkwiki - The Official Schlock Mercenary Encyclopedia
Writing Excuses with Brandon Sanderson, Dan Wells, Mary Robinette Kowal, and Howard Tayler
One Cobble at a Time - the official site for Sandra Tayler's writings
ELF: I can't see our new captain like this. I'm as naked as the day I was born. And then some.
BUNNIGUS: Well, I can't put any clothing in there with you. It would interfere with growth, and you'd just end up looking like a drowned zombie anyway.
ELF: You sure know how to make a girl feel pretty.
BUNNIGUS: Pretty... There's an idea...
KEVYN: I didn't realize we had clothing in your current size, Elf.
ELF: Hey, with Nano-Spandex, one size really does fit all.
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