Wednesday December 15, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part III: Life's a Beach


ELF: I can't see our new captain like this.  I'm as naked as the day I was born.  And then some.

BUNNIGUS: Well, I can't put any clothing in there with you.  It would interfere with growth, and you'd just end up looking like a drowned zombie anyway.

ELF: You sure know how to make a girl feel pretty.

BUNNIGUS: Pretty...  There's an idea...

KEVYN: I didn't realize we had clothing in your current size, Elf.

ELF: Hey, with Nano-Spandex, one size really does fit all.