Friday December 17, 2004
Book 6: Resident Mad Scientist — Part III: Life's a Beach


KEVYN: I've already debriefed Sergeant Schlock, and that debriefing raised some questions.

ELF: Sir, you're doing this backwards.  I'm not supposed to know what Schlock told you.

ELF: See, if you tell me what you do know, then I can make stuff up to fill in the bits that you don't.

KEVYN: It's true.  By telling you what Schlock told me, I give you ample information with which to build consistent, plausible, self-serving lies.

KEVYN: Unless, in order to ferret out falsehoods I lie when I tell you what he told me.

ELF: You're very thinky and it's scaring me.