Tuesday August 12, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Schlock: 'Chelle, this is Schlock. Ebby's down. There's a sniper out here.
Schlock: Keep your helmets up. Whoever pulled the trigger took a headshot.
'Chelle: That shouldn't have dropped Lieutenant Ebbirnoth. He's a Unioc. He doesn't have a head.
Ebbirnoth: How much longer do I have to play dead, Sergeant?
Schlock: Scary! Air escaping from the corpse sounds just like words!