Wednesday August 13, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Ebbirnoth: Sergeant, the sniper may be waiting for the recovery team to show up. Once they do, he opens fire again.
Schlock: You don't play dead very well.
Ebbirnoth: Sorry. I'm in a lot of pain. Talking takes my mind off of the desire to scream in agony.
Ebbirnoth: Do you have any idea how many exposed nerves there are in a popped Unioc eyeball?
Schlock: I can cauterize them if it will help you shut up.
Ebbirnoth: The threat alone will suffice.
Schlock: Prove it.