Tuesday August 19, 2008
Book 10: The Longshoreman of the Apocalypse — Part II: Enter the Longshoreman


Ebbirnoth: Sergeant, hold your fire!
Schlock: Aww. . . Ebby, I almost had him!
Ebbirnoth: Really? It sounded like you were walking your shots across four city blocks and through at least that many boxes of ammo.
Schlock: I only went through three boxes.
Ebbirnoth: Thank you for your amazing display of restraint.