Tuesday August 1, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Diplomatic Pouch of Doom


Ennesby:Doctor, we need you to analyze this tissue sample.
Doctor:This is a little big for a tissue sample. Whose arm did you amputate?
Ennesby:Well, Schlock thought that the Creeth ambassador might have some hidden armaments on his person ...
Doctor:No puns, please.
Ennesby:...so he asked me to lend a hand with his investigation.
Doctor:Stop it!
Ennesby:I floated up to the Creeth ambassador, flashed him a disarming grin, and...
Doctor:No more puns!
Ennesby:What, you can't handle a little humor?