Thursday August 3, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Diplomatic Pouch of Doom


Tagon:So, the Creeth ambassador is carrying a bomb?
Doctor:No. He is a bomb.
Doctor:His protein-chain fuse will set him off during the negotiations, likely killing everyone there.
Tagon:And we'll have the Golbwerian military after us in no time.
Breya:If we don't deliver him, though, the Creethlings won't pay us, and will probably send their military after us.
Tagon:As long as we are going to end up running from a planetary fleet anyway, we might as well get paid.
Doctor:As long as we are gonna get killed, we might as well keep him on board and watch the fireworks...