Saturday July 1, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Meet The Mercenaries


Breya: Well, we are being sued for breach of contract by Pan-Galactic Records.
Attorney Drone 1: That's why you keep me on retainer.
Attorney Drone 1: I maybe a soulless drone, but my mind is one with the Partnership Collective™. I have all of their knowledge and resources at my immediate disposal.
Breya: Ummm. It looks like the plaintiff's attorney is also a soulless drone of the collective.
Attorney Drone Colle: We two are as one.
Breya: Isn't that a conflict of interest?
Attorney Drone Colle: There is no conflict. This serves my interests perfectly.