Wednesday August 30, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Mini-Adventure Number One


Kevyn: That Plasma Cannon is kind of conspicuous. Would you mind putting it away now?
Schlock: Oh. Sure.
SFX: (Sound of S putting PC in mouth) GLUHLP
SFX: (Sound of beer going into S's mouth) GLUG
Kevyn: Did you just pour ethanol on the Plasma Cannon?
Schlock: Is that a problem?
SFX: (Running) SPRRRINT!
Schlock: Come back here! You didn't answer my question!