Friday August 4, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Diplomatic Pouch of Doom

Transcript

Tagon:Our contract has put us in a bind. We only get paid if we deliver, but it turns out we are delivering a bomb to kill innocent diplomats.
Tagon:I'm here to tell you that at times like this a mercenary needs to review his two priorities.
Tagon:Priority number one: get paid. Priority number two: Live long enough to spend your money.
Breya:What about priority number three? Feel good about yourself?
Tagon:Do what I do. Learn to feel good about yourself when you get paid.
Breya:There's a word for people like you.
Tagon:Yup. "Mercenary". It was in the employee handbook.
Schlock:I'm still hung up on "Innocent Diplomats".