Thursday August 24, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Diplomatic Pouch of Doom


Shv'uu:Captain, we are being hailed by a Creeth fast courier. It's Ambassador Ch`Vorthq!
Tagon:You're alive? We thought you blew yourself up to save us.
Ch'vorthq:Hey, I may be ugly, but I'm not crazy.
Ch'vorthq:I only blew up my arm. I set a short fuse, ripped it off, and threw it at the marines.
Tagon:But you only had one arm.
Ch'vorthq:...and a prosthetic whisk on the other side.
Ch'vorthq:It has a frappe setting.