Thursday August 24, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Diplomatic Pouch of Doom


Shv'uu: Captain, we are being hailed by a Creeth fast courier. It's Ambassador Ch`Vorthq!
Tagon: You're alive? We thought you blew yourself up to save us.
Ch'vorthq: Hey, I may be ugly, but I'm not crazy.
Ch'vorthq: I only blew up my arm. I set a short fuse, ripped it off, and threw it at the marines.
Tagon: But you only had one arm.
Ch'vorthq: ...and a prosthetic whisk on the other side.
Tagon: But...
Ch'vorthq: It has a frappe setting.
SFX: Whirr