Thursday August 10, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Diplomatic Pouch of Doom

Transcript

Der Trihs:This hypernet site is great!
Ennesby:So what does this gesture mean, again?
SFX:Thrust
Sign:Censored
Der Trihs:Apparently it means "use something -or-other as a rectal probe".
Ennesby:Useful for doctors, I guess. What about this one?
SFX:Flik
Sign:Censored
Der Trihs:It says here that it means "Use your turn signal, please."
Ennesby:Boring. Go to the next page.
Ennesby:Eeeewww.
Der Trihs:Disgusting.
Ennesby: I don't think I want to touch a hand that has done that.
Der Trihs:Me neither. You do it.