Wednesday August 9, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Diplomatic Pouch of Doom

Transcript

Schlock:I'm sorry about your arm, Ambassador.
Ch'vorthq:Oh, that's okay.
Ch'vorthq:This new prosthetic is just wonderful. It'll be so easy now to make cake batter, and quiche batter, and pancake batter...
SFX:(electric whisk) Whirrr
Ch'vorthq:And crepe batter, and mousse, and meringue, and whipped crea.....
Brad:They say that when all you have is a hammer, the whole universe looks like a nail.
Schlock:I guess when all you have is a whisk, the whole universe looks like it needs a good beating.