Monday July 31, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Diplomatic Pouch of Doom


Ennesby:Before we run this arm to the doctor for analysis, I want to pay Kevyn a visit.
Schlock:What for?
Ennesby:Revenge. He built me with no arms or legs.
Schlock:So, are you going to punch him?
Ennesby:That's far too uninspiring.
Ennesby:I learned this one from a documentary about twentieth-century traffic signals.
Kevyn:I believe my line here would be "Is that your age or your IQ?