Tuesday August 15, 2000
Golbwerian Official:We would like to recognize the soldier that made this great peace possible.
Tagon:Mister Schlock, front and center!
Golbwerian Official:Mister Schlock, for your invaluable aid, we would like to present you with this Medal of Valor.
Schlock:Oooh. Pretty. What do I do with it.
Golbwerian Official:It has a pin on the back. You wear it on your, ummm...
Schlock:You were going to say "shirt", right?
Golbwerian Official:Well, you could put it on a ribbon and wear it around your, ummm...
Schlock:You were going to say "neck", right?