We would like to recognize the soldier that made this great peace possible.
Mister Schlock, front and center!
Mister Schlock, for your invaluable aid, we would like to present you with this Medal of Valor.
Oooh. Pretty. What do I do with it.
It has a pin on the back. You wear it on your, ummm...
You were going to say "shirt", right?
Well, you could put it on a ribbon and wear it around your, ummm...
You were going to say "neck", right?