Friday January 5, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bureaucracy Bountiful


Nick:Hey Doctor, could you look at my hand?
Bunni:Sure Corporal. Just- oh my goodness! What happened?
Nick:I don't know. Someone used a stunner on me when I was riding an elephand, and then I woke up in jail.
Bunni:And you didn't get any medical attention there?
Nick:They gave me this bandage.
Bunni:That's terrible! Did they give you anything for the pain?
Nick:What's pain?
Bunni:I think we need to step down your steroids a notch, Corporal.