Friday January 5, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Nick: Hey Doctor, could you look at my hand?
Bunni: Sure Corporal. Just- oh my goodness! What happened?
Nick: I don't know. Someone used a stunner on me when I was riding an elephand, and then I woke up in jail.
Bunni: And you didn't get any medical attention there?
Nick: They gave me this bandage.
Bunni: That's terrible! Did they give you anything for the pain?
Nick: What's pain?
Bunni: I think we need to step down your steroids a notch, Corporal.