Monday January 29, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bombs Ahoy


Massey:Captain, we've got to evacuate the ship right now!
Tagon:Calm down. What's the threat?
Massey:The collective has planted limpet nukes on the hull. We have less than seven minutes before they go off!
Tagon:How do I know you aren't lying to me?
Kevyn:Well, sir, he did crap his pants.
Tagon:Oh, s(obscured)hit
Kevyn:My sentiments precisely, sir.