Saturday December 30, 2000
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bureaucracy Bountiful

Transcript

Massey:Hello, Corporal. My name's Massey Reynstien. I'm the public defender.
Massey:It looks like they'll charge you with disorderly conduct. How would you like to plead?
Nick:I was just trying to be helpful.
Massey:That's not one of the choices. How do you feel about "nolo contendere?"
Nick:Pretty good. Does it come with Alfredo sauce?