Monday January 8, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bureaucracy Bountiful

Transcript

Brad:
Schlock:
Tagon:Corporal Schlock, Corporal Bradley.
Tagon:I need you to follow Massy Reynstein.
Tagon:He gave me some important information a few minutes ago, but I'm not sure whether or not we can trust him.
Tagon:Tail him back to his office, see what he's up to, and try to look inconspicuous.
Brad:*salutes*
Schlock:Inconspicuous. Yes, sir!
Brad:
Schlock:
Narrator:Somewhere far, far short of "inconspicuous." You may be lucky to find trenchcoats of "incongruity." and dark sunglasses of "incompetency." Our heros found them on their first attempt.