Monday January 8, 2001
Tagon:Corporal Schlock, Corporal Bradley.
Tagon:I need you to follow Massy Reynstein.
Tagon:He gave me some important information a few minutes ago, but I'm not sure whether or not we can trust him.
Tagon:Tail him back to his office, see what he's up to, and try to look inconspicuous.
Schlock:Inconspicuous. Yes, sir!
Narrator:Somewhere far, far short of "inconspicuous." You may be lucky to find trenchcoats of "incongruity." and dark sunglasses of "incompetency." Our heros found them on their first attempt.