Monday January 8, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bureaucracy Bountiful


Tagon: Corporal Schlock, Corporal Bradley.
Tagon: I need you to follow Massy Reynstein.
Tagon: He gave me some important information a few minutes ago, but I'm not sure whether or not we can trust him.
Tagon: Tail him back to his office, see what he's up to, and try to look inconspicuous.
Brad: *salutes*
Schlock: Inconspicuous. Yes, sir!
Narrator: Somewhere far, far short of "inconspicuous." You may be lucky to find trenchcoats of "incongruity." and dark sunglasses of "incompetency." Our heros found them on their first attempt.