Thursday March 1, 2001
DoytHaban:Captain, your doctor is a hardened criminal, now disguised or altered to appear as a woman. He is wanted across human space for crimes committed in over two dozen star systems.
Bunni:Captain, I've been a woman my whole life, and this stint with you is the first time i've left earth.
DoytHaban:Hah! a likely story!
Bunni:I can prove it with employment records, and hundreds of air-tight alibis.
DoytHaban:Obviously you've murdered an attractive young woman, and assumed her identity in order to escape detection. Another crime to add to your docket!
Narrator:Ahh... the long arm and short wit of the law.