Sunday March 18, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bounty Hunting


Narrator: Ah, the kiss of a woman. Oft-sought, hard-fought, and veritably guaranteed to complicate matters...
Schlock: Doctor, why did you kiss the Reverend?
Bunni: Because he tried to save me. It was a very noble act, worthy of a kiss.
Sign: Cryokit
Schlock: I may look like I just fell out from under the turnip truck, but I'm not stupid. There's something more than a hero's reward between you two, isn't there?
Bunni: I don't know what you're talking about, sergeant.
Schlock: Hey, I ripped off the head of the guy who tried to abduct you. So where's MY kiss?
Bunni: You're right. I'm in love with the reverend.
Bunni: By the way, we were trying to be discreet. Did you roll one of those detachable eyeballs into the hallway after us?
Schlock: You take me for a common voyeur? shame on you.
Schlock: Kevyn caught you two on the security cameras.
Bunni: Oh, well, I guess I'll consider kissing you, if you'll rip kevyn's head off for me.
EMH: Bingely-boop.Speaking of heads. I've finished putting doyt gyo's head back on the end of his big, lumpy neck.
Bunni: Right, don't pop the cork until the captain arrives.
Schlock: I'll go get him. And i've got dibs if he orders a second decapitation.
Narrator: Two minutes later...
Tagon: Well, mister gyo. I trust you're feeling a bit more yourself lately?
DoytHaban: (doyt) Actually, I'm feeling less myself. Your (haban) crazy old doctor merged us.
Tagon: Our old doctor is dead, doyt.
DoytHaban: (haban) Well, his spirit of medical misanthropy lives on, in that cryokit, Captain. (doyt) I don't think I can go back to the authorities with this story.
DoytHaban: (haban) That's just the problem, Doyt. You don't think. (doyt) Oh yeah? Well if you're so smart, figure out a way for us to get paid on this gig, haban.
DoytHaban: (haban) I'm working on it, dolt.(doyt) It's DOYT!
Schlock: Can we keep him for a few days? He's funny.
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