Thursday March 29, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Big Haunted Battleship


Ennesby:Seriously, I'm leaving. The previous owner said this haunted ship will drive me insane. I have no desire to try and prove him right. My mind is a terrible thing to waste.
Tagon:Come on, ennesby, Show some backbone.
Ennesby:Anthropomorphism is not inherently funny.
Tagon:You know what I mean. Take heart, stand up for yourself, be a man.
Tagon:I did it again, didn't I.
Ennesby:You seem to be rather limited in the politically-correct metaphor department, sir.