Wednesday April 4, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Interlude: Interrogation


Narrator:Tagon and brad are captives of strange, unknown aliens...
Gasht'g'd'g'tang:The interrogation is complete. We are going to kill you now.
Tagon:Hah! Aren't you forgetting something?
Gasht'g'd'g'tang:I don't think so.
Tagon:You've forgotten to gloat, and revel in the details of your nefarious plan.
Gasht'g'd'g'tang:I'm under standing orders not to revel in the details of any nefarious plans.
Tagon:And so you'll just be gloating absentmindedly, then, right?