Wednesday April 4, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Interlude: Interrogation


Narrator: Tagon and brad are captives of strange, unknown aliens...
Gasht'g'd'g'tang: The interrogation is complete. We are going to kill you now.
Tagon: Hah! Aren't you forgetting something?
Gasht'g'd'g'tang: I don't think so.
Tagon: You've forgotten to gloat, and revel in the details of your nefarious plan.
Gasht'g'd'g'tang: I'm under standing orders not to revel in the details of any nefarious plans.
Tagon: And so you'll just be gloating absentmindedly, then, right?