Monday February 26, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bounty Hunting


Narrator: There is a rating system for artificial intelligences. It is a measurement of how fast they can think, and it spans the numbers between one and ten.
Narrator: Anything above a three is rare. 'Haban 3122' rates around a five-point-seven.
Sign: Office directory
Narrator: Haban is bonded to a one-of-a-kind combat suit...
DoytHaban: So, Do we wanna blast the door down, haban?
DoytHaban: I recommend knocking, sir.
Narrator: ...which is the property of a violent idiot named doyt.