Friday April 6, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Interlude: Interrogation


Narrator:Tagon and Brad are captives of unknown aliens.
Tagon:Brad, you distract him while I figure out how to get free.
Gasht'g'd'g'tang:Enough chatter. Time to die.
Tagon:Ooh, nice work Brad. You mysteriously teleport yourself free, and then free me!
Gasht'g'd'g'tang:You're next, captain.
Tagon:Next? But I haven't-
Narrator:This can't possibly be as bad as it looks. Let me see what I can do...