Thursday March 8, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Bounty Hunting

Transcript

Bunni:Okay, the table is prepped. Let's see if we can't reattach that head.
Schlock:I'll haul the corpse out of the cryokit.
Sign:E ;) P M L Z NIVEN (illegable)
EMH:Actually. That won't be necessary. I'm repairing him right now.
Bunni:Whoa, who are you?
EMH:I'm the helpful, Emergency Medical Hologram, and my owner programmed me for some custom surgery.
Bunni:I'm your "owner."
EMH:You've gotten much better looking... Losing the beard did nice things for your figure.
Bunni:Gah! this makes the second time in just fifteen minutes that i've been mistaken for a man.
Schlock:Maybe you should try wearing form-fitting, revealing clothing.