Tuesday March 27, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Bounty Hunting


Narrator: Tagon closes a deal on a used starship. . .
Tagon: So what's the catch? Why's the gravity turned off?
Acey Nubs: There's no catch. We're just, ummm. . . Conserving power, you know. Just sign here, Captain Tagon.
SFX: Sign sign
Acey Nubs: It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
Tagon: The pleasure is mine, really. This is an unbelievably good deal.
Acey Nubs: By the way, the ship's A.I. has gone insane, because the ship is haunted. You'll have to run everything manually.
Tagon: Okay, now it's believable.
Acey Nubs: And whatever you do, don't run any water or flush the toilets. . .
Ennesby: 'Pottygeist,' I get it.