Tagon closes a deal on a used starship. . .
So what's the catch? Why's the gravity turned off?
There's no catch. We're just, ummm. . . Conserving power, you know. Just sign here, Captain Tagon.
It's been a pleasure doing business with you.
The pleasure is mine, really. This is an unbelievably good deal.
By the way, the ship's A.I. has gone insane, because the ship is haunted. You'll have to run everything manually.
Okay, now it's believable.
And whatever you do, don't run any water or flush the toilets. . .
'Pottygeist,' I get it.