Saturday March 31, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Big Haunted Battleship

Transcript

Tagon:Ennesby, What are you afraid of?
Ennesby:The nice salesman said the ship was haunted, and that it drives A.I.s insane. I'm an A.I., and I want to keep my wits, thank you.
Ennesby:Besides, the disembodied gargling voice said "get out" so I'm getting out. I'm just following instructions.
Tagon:That's cowardly. A little noisy plumbing sends you packing? I'm ashamed of you.
Ghost In the Pipes:I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOULS
Tagon:Noisy plumbing with attitude, mind you.
Ennesby:See ya.