Thursday October 11, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness — Schlocktoberfest 2001


Tagon: Sergeant schlock, take your squad down to the aft service-ways. Let's see if we can figure out what happened to that team of techs.
Tagon: Sergeant shodan, leave a security detail with me, and take the rest of your squad up to the bridge.
Shodan: Yes sir. Elf, you cover the perimeter here with hob, Krish, and monk. The rest of you come with me.
Tagon: I didn't realize we had any women on the grunt squads.
Hob: Without her armor, Elf doesn't often get mistaken for a woman, Captain Tagon, Sir.
Elf: You want me to show you a flattened chest, just keep it up, Hob.