Thursday October 11, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Schlocktoberfest 2001

Transcript

Tagon:Sergeant schlock, take your squad down to the aft service-ways. Let's see if we can figure out what happened to that team of techs.
Tagon:Sergeant shodan, leave a security detail with me, and take the rest of your squad up to the bridge.
Shodan:Yes sir. Elf, you cover the perimeter here with hob, Krish, and monk. The rest of you come with me.
Tagon:I didn't realize we had any women on the grunt squads.
Hob:Without her armor, Elf doesn't often get mistaken for a woman, Captain Tagon, Sir.
Elf:You want me to show you a flattened chest, just keep it up, Hob.