Saturday October 13, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Schlocktoberfest 2001

Transcript

Schlock:Captain, we've found remains. This looks like the work of a large carnivore.
Tagon:No enemy contact yet?
Schlock:No sir. But they can't be fa--
SFX:SKREEK
Schlock:Nick! DOWN!
SFX:THOOM BLAM SSKRIIP
Nick:Sarge! Behind
SFX:SKLICE BLAM THOOM PZORCH SKRUTCH THOOM STOHMP KARUNCH
Nick:Sarge! You okay?
Schlock:Hand me my arm. I'll be fine.
Tagon:So... Any enemy contact yet, sergeant?
Schlock:You might say that.