Friday October 19, 2001
Book 1: The Tub of Happiness
Schlocktoberfest 2001


Nick:We're cutting them to bits, sarge, but they're getting pretty close!
Schlock:Fall back, everybody! We'll regroup in the dining room!
SFX:Skrutch bbblam
Schlock:I said fall BACK. I didn't say fall...
Brad:Promise you won't let me die...